i barfeds in our rink
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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