I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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