I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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