Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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