don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
im on a boat
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