I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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