Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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