This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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