Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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