that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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