: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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