Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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