at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm jealous of your bromance
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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