He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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