Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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