After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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