Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So vagazzling was a success
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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