we have officially lost it.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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