i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dick very happy bro
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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