If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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