I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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