We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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