Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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