Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Shame is for Republicans.
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