this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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