Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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