Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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