yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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