I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this just has baby written all over it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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