Porn is love you can see.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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