So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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