Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
