FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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