Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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