i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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