You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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