I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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