I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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