I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just want nice things and good sex
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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