I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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