How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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