hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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