They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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