Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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