Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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