Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
