I will die if light touches me.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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