Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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