My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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