You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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