whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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