And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
how drunk are you?
Several
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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