All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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