I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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