Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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